Today I learned that The Wellerman isn’t even a Real Shanty bc it’s not a Work Song

And it’s too SFW

And that’s ironically so funny bc I’ve been listening to pirate-y such songs as the Wellerman for YEARS before it trended on tiktok

It’s like… It’s just a bar song. The Wellerman is a Drinking Song. Like it belongs in the Hobbit soundtrack

fireangel101:

vibecheckinwitch:

Ah yes, it’s

Yuly

officialgrandpa:

officialgrandpa:

officialgrandpa:

literally Cannot stop thinking about how my dmv employed aunt texted me last year ‘did the renewal driving test for a very nice man today you’ll never guess who :)’ and the picture attached was just her and keanu fucking reeves

she sent the same message again 2 weeks later btw… her and jason mamoa…

just two dudes taking a photo with their driving test proctor

theclockworkjudas:

the-davest-of-uncles:

bothsidesnow3:

blackdoriangray:

tikkety-tok:

DO NOT HARM THEM!!!

They don’t do anything wrong and eat lice and ticks like nobody’s business. We take good care of ours.

Possums are bros. 👍

That possums gonna come out of its fugue state like “wut”

lordascapelion:

rev-another-bondi-blonde:

I don’t think any piece of art has ever emotionally affected me the way this robot arm piece has affected me. It’s called “Can’t Help Myself” and it’s a robot arm that’s programmed to clean up the fluid that’s constantly leaking out of itself, that looked like a never ending flow of blood. It has programmed dance moves to make it appear to have human gestures. And at first, it seemed happy and proud of its job, dancing around when it had visitors. But three years later, it looks tired, hopeless, and like it’s living in a never ending cycle of constantly trying to put itself back together for the entertainment of other people. And when I found out that it had finally stopped working in 2019, essentially dying, I couldn’t help but imagine the relief it must’ve felt and so I’ve been in here crying over a robot arm. 🥺 It was programmed this way, it truly couldn’t help itself. And no one ever helped him, they just watched.

Just a fun little sculpture to cheer up the kids at the Children’s Hospital

adhd-vibes:

whew ok, time to work! ..okay. okay. let’s get started. …,,okeyy ah lets do this. yep…. okay. yes sir lets do this. let’s get started….just gonna start now yep. ,,okay. okay. okayy. ok. …ok..okey…..alright ok.. right hhh